Hypothetically, the easiest way for you would be to drive your Vespa to California buy a weapon of some sort. Find a rival gang of theirs and violently attack one of it gang leaders without getting killed in the process. This will land you in San Quinten. While in jail become friends with as many members as you can and when you get out they will likely kill you. I never said it was perfect.
That's great, but what does your sexuality have anything to do with the fact that you like riding vespas?
A VESPA?!?!? What color?
Think the Angels may APPROVE your membership and twice the patches and a moniker- J- the Bird That Tweets.
Well , you don't sign up , you get invited by a member who vouches for you and if you're not involved in the biker lifestyle and don't know any HA members you can forget about getting invited to their clubhouse or to become a member
Go on line and find the local club house to a city near you. Their NOT hiding. Get the address and ride over in your best rainbow outfit and tell them to sign you up ASAP.
If they talk **** you, stomp your feet and start to cry like the little ***** troll you are.
With a pen of course (unless you aren't allowed to use pens yet and have to use a crayon)
id like to be a fly on the wall when you try that one
Get a hobby dude. You're wasting people's time here.
Just tell god, he will deliver your message, so relax. Just be warned god hates trolls and liars, both serious sins. God Bless your little heart.
