Really not funny. I mean if you want to troll at least be funny. Oh and before you think this is funny I knew a kid that was killed in a hit and run(and the dude who did it hid the car for months) and no it really isn't funny.
In the future, if you think you drove over something that you shouldn't, stop immediately and make sure that it is ok. If not, contact the police.
If this isn't a new troll account, call the police and tell them what happened.
a hit an run isn't a major offense only a $40 fine
go check where you think you ran a kid over or check hospitals
It's only illegal if you get caught.